What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

Yes sir it is.

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

{RING} {RING}

Are you happy that soon we will never hear from Kamala Jones again?

After a few moments he returns.

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

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Sure no problem officer.

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

How many trans people are lawful gun owners?

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

Where did Noah build the Ark? Was it in a desert or near water?

HELLO

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

What is the worst thing your sibling has done?

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?